Bigger than Life Chronicles

Okay, so I may have discovered the ultimate full-fat, calorie-packed, all-natural drink… straight from the tap! I was curious—don’t judge! One sip turned into two, then three, and now? Well, let’s just say my own milk is turning me into an ever-growing, ultra-plump, mega-milkin’ mommy! My belly is rounder, my curves are softer, and my already ginormous chest? Oh, it’s getting even heavier with every creamy sip! At this rate, I’ll be my own best dairy customer—bigger, fatter, and milkier every day! MOOOOOO!